you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
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