So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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