I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
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