...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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