We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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