im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
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