You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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