He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
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