wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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