well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
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