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i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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