He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
I have a number of responses, ranging in content, tone, and maturity. Choose your destiny...
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
Randomize
