Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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