The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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