is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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