its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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