I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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