only if we run a train.
done.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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