im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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