Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
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