yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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