you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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