...so i touched it.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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