6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
I didn't notice because vodka
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
