So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
You took a bar mat shot.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
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