I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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