we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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