Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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