did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
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