how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
Randomize
