Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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