i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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