Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
Princesses don't give blow jobs
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Randomize
