Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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