That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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