we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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