You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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