Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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