Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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