giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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