yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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