I hate your face
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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