Your tits are I can't wait for
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
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