508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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