I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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