Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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