She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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