Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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