normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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