Cold hands, warm shart.
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Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
How external is "for external use only"?
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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