i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
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