Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
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