Don't you send me to vm
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
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