Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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