I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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